Welcome to the Kraken’s Krib! Ready to lay down some 8-track tentacles on your own’s self’s perdentacles.

Plankton, krill, humpback whale, impressionable youth. Circle of life on an upward spiral.

Embrace the “Now”ledge of the Narwhal and other fine points to a better life.

These magnificent seven attributes, when combined with a better diet, more exercise, some reading, a little schooling, 8 hours of sleep each night and avoiding drugs and alcohol, will turn your life, or the lives of loved ones, AROUND!

Warning. Do not turn your life around, if it is already heading in an appropriate direction.  

Sure, being “Old School” is cool. But this shirt is a reminder of the price one pays.

Just because you don’t have a job is no reason to look like a slacker.

Impress your friends and family by looking the part of a pool worker at one of the swingingest nightspots around.

Look successful and success will follow.

SHIRTS